Lawn-blooming-mowers!
Broken down again;
In-bloody-convenience!
Fan-bloody-tastic:
Wheel-barrow puncture.
Lurching like a hopeless drunk.
Dande-flippin'-lions
Poking through the gaps
Laughing at the weedkiller.
And ant-friggin'-hills
Central to the lawn
Their own cityscape on stripes.
A gardener's frustrations
Are beyond compare
As they tear out hair!
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